Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

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Golfing legend Tiger Woods has said that he is the second luckiest guy in the United States.

LA BREA - Close friends of Elin Nordegren have said that the Swedish beauty is still quite upset at ex-husband Tiger Woods.

Elin, who was having dinner alone at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner, feels that she was led to believe by her former philandering player of a husband that he had intentions of asking her to remarry him.

But it appears that the golfing gigolo was only interested in getting Nordegren to relax her child visitation rights.

Hollywood Innuendo recently reported that Tiger and his new girlfriend World Cup Alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn are as happy as two ants at a kids picnic.

Elin actually remarked to her Beverly Hills hairdresser FuFi Fondue that she hopes that when Tiger plays golf that he spends more time in the sand traps and in the water than he does in the arms of his gold digging 28-year-old tart.

When Tiger Woods was contacted and asked to comment on his ex-wife's comments he replied that Elin can say what she wants because as long as Lindsey is by his side he is the second luckiest guy in the world.

He was asked who is the luckiest guy in the world and he replied, "Whoever Kate Upton's boyfriend is."

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