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The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...

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Bust Size & Tips

Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older. Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions: 1. In what year were you born? 2. What is your bra size? 3. What color is your hair? 4. How big around is your waist? 5. How big around are your hips? 6. How tall are you? 7. How much do you...

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Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

Funny story: Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...

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Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...

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An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...

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Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

Funny story: Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...

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Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...

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Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...

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Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San...

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Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...

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Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...

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Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...

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O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...

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Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Funny story: Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...

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Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...

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Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Funny story: Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...

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Are Blondes Dumb?

Funny story: Are Blondes Dumb?

Question: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the light bulb and four to spin the ladder around! Recently a friend emailed me several Blonde jokes, including the one above. I first heard this "dumb" joke in the playgrounds of the 1940s, but they weren't Blondes who were spinning the ladder around. Back then the "they" were Americans of certai...

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Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...

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