Bush family compound evacuated as David Koresh channels Waco 2

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Thursday, 18 April 2013

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Bush stock of largemouth freshwater bass is toast

Texas - Predator Chapel Ranch has been evacuated after noxious down winds from the nearby Waco fertilizer plant fire swept over Dubya's prized ornamental lake, poisoning a colony of freshwater largemouth bass [Micropterus Salmoides Bushwackawacka] newly restocked for the ex-President's gaming pleasure.

The inferno has seen some weird fume-cloud symbols form over the Texan skyline in what locals have described as an apocalyptic message from Branch Davidian wackjob David Koresh who perished along with all 76cult groupies in a massive Waco fire exactly 20 years ago.

Officially today's blaze is being treated as an unexplained industrial incident, igniting a 54,000lbs (20 tonnes) anhydrous ammonia stockpile on the West, Waco site.

The highly flammable volatile substance has been used successfully by various terrorist groups around the world including the IRA, the Old IRA, the New IRA, the Asian branch of the IRA [aka 'Al Qaeda'] and numerous international terror offshoots of convicted mass killer Carlos The Jackass.

Born Ilich Ramírez Sánchez the Venzuelan terror chief briefly attended the same Swiss finishing school as David Koresh, George Dubya Bush and polygamy nutter Warren Jeffs, where the men attained international baccalauréats in combustion pyrotechnics.

This morning a coded statement from his Clairvaux Prison maximum security cell in France saw Carols claim a Koresh 'told-you-so' message from beyond the ether about today's US fertilizer plant inferno.

Expect an update on this fast moving story shortly.

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