Since Trump knows he’s fucked forever, he figures he might as well go whole-hog, as they say here in Kentucky, the Incest State. I don’t necessarily mean he’s going to do hard time, but his reputation is shot. Even his own party doesn’t want him l…
WACO – (Satire News) – Reality TV’s first design and renovation show has spawned no less than 37 copycat shows. But the original show, "Fixer Upper", is still going strong, and the husband and wife co-hosts, Skip and Joanna Gaines, are now demolis…
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS - The citizens of Houston, TX, have a problem with Jorge Marin's statues. They're male--and they're naked. "Whether they be flesh and blood or bronze, we don't cotton to no naked men here in Houston, partner," Jim ("Big Bear") Butt said. The brawny bronzes in the sculptor's Wings of the City collection have stirred more than a few Houstonites, as residents...
Texas - Predator Chapel Ranch has been evacuated after noxious down winds from the nearby Waco fertilizer plant fire swept over Dubya's prized ornamental lake, poisoning a colony of freshwater largemouth bass [Micropterus Salmoides Bushwackawacka] ne...
Yavapai County, Arizona - (Earth Mysteries): Police are probing reports that a dodgy Branch Davidian-style herbal hookah pipe was involved in today's sweatbox tragedy. Two people died and at least 20 were taken ill as fifty born-again eco-nudist g...
Nikolskoye, Central Russia - (AssoCIAted Mess): About 30 oligarch members of a pseudo-Branch Davidian doomsday cult have barricaded themselves in a remote cave in Central Russia because they think the end of the world is near as oil prices slump to $...
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