Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Written by Kid Icarus

Sunday, 14 April 2013


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Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors.

Last week, Bang Bros Celebrity Magazine reported that Travon Martin had moved on from ex-girlfriend Rupaul with Precious after they were spotted together at a Village People reunion concert on Feb. 16 2011.

The tabloid alleged the two were first introduced by Lady Gaga in Los Angeles and when the "Boyfriend" celebrity arrived in L.A. he took her out on a date, but it was physically impossible to consummate the date because of Precious.

He was upset with a $400.00 restaurant bill he was made to pay because Precious ordered food indiscriminately, consuming an entire watermelon, twenty pounds of baked beans, thirty porterhouse steaks, fifteen pounds of mashed potatoes with gravy, and two gallons of cherry flavored ice cream with nuts and whipped cream.

"He was introduced to Precious by a mutual friend," a person close to Precious allegedly told Bang Bros Celebrity Magazine. "She is always going to L.A. and mixes with lots of people in the industry, which is where she met Travyon. Precious knows she will be the envy of millions of girls and she wants to enjoy the moment by having fun."

After his breakup with Rupaul, Martin opened up to Curve Magazine in January saying that he wasn't in the "happiest place" but was still managing to have a good time.

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