Written by John_L

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

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Not Sarah Palin

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election.

Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nomination and then how she would have planned out the campaign. Including a forty page segment on what outfits she would have worn.

The book also details the reason why she doesn't want to go near the whole Birther issue. In a frank exchange she imagines a convocation with Donald Trump where she explains that had Obama been born in Kenya in 1961 then a copy of that birth would be held in London. As till 1963 Kenya was a colony of Great Britain. The current British government are friends of hers and indeed Mitt Romney's so would have used any info to help him.

Some critics have called the book crass with one writer from the Village Voice saying that it is just a rehash of O J Simpson's 'If I'd have done it' just with a load of self promotion for Palin as she prepares to stand for the President in 2016.

If I'd Ran in it' is out now for download from Google. All profits from the book will go to Sarah Palin,

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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