Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue.
"The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman, part of the group, who wanted to remain anonymous.
"Our plan is to cut off their incomes and tax them more severely. After that, we will privatize their bank accounts and turn them upside down and shake them. We know they got plenty of change in their pockets. Then we are going to pimp them."
When asked what they would do when they had taken all the old peoples money, they had a reply.
"We're going after the churches. They got way too much money. Hey, that Pope dude. We will privatize the Vatican, and charge him admission."
