Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 11 November 2012

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Ryan said that Newt Gingrich would have had a better chance against President Obama than Romney did. (Photo by Ron Paul).

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost.

Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no idea how much energy a person could use up traveling all over the countryside.

Soursuckle asked him what he learned about the whole presidential campaign process. The man known as Little Bunny Foo Foo and Eddie Munster, just to name two names, simply grinned.

After a few seconds he remarked that he learned that you cannot fool the American people because they can see right through a politician.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ryan, who is also known by the nicknames "Lying Ryan," "The Teacup Chihuahua," and "Beaver Cleaver" quickly found out that his lies were all caught within 12 minutes of being uttered.]

The Wisconsin congressman has said that he truly feels that if he had run with Newt Gingrich instead of with Mitt Romney that he would have still lost but not by a huge landslide.

Ryan giggled as he said that the Republican Party would have lost by a big landslide but not a huge one.

SIDENOTE: Soursuckle asked the man with America's most famous 'widow's peak' if he plans on running for president in 2016. Ryan grinned and replied, "Does Newt Gingrich look like the Pillsbury Doughboy? bet I'll be running."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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