Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 1 November 2012

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A snowman that was made by Romney supporters waiting to hear Paul "Skippy" Ryan.

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna.

Political Salad Bar Magazine reported that Ryan told the crowd of 17 shivering individuals that he does not appreciate the 54-year-old singer making political comments slanted towards the left [i.e. President Obama.]

The congressman, known as Little Bunny Foo Foo because of his high shrilly voice, said that each time that someone in the entertainment world, such as Madonna, mentions the president's name it helps to garner Obama at least another 715 votes.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ryan has gone on record as saying that he arrived at the figure of 715, from an article by Amos Soursuckle that recently appeared in GOPicky Magazine.]

The Wisconsin congressman expressed concern that it is possible that the Liberal entertainment media could very well end up deciding the outcome of the election.

He disclosed that he has sent an email to Madonna telling her that she talks too much and that she really needs to stop complimenting the president immediately.

The Teacup Chihuahua, as Vice-President Joe Biden and Whoopi Goldberg call Ryan, suggested that Madonna needs to just stick to doing what she does best, which judging from her singing, is probably either cooking, sewing, or cleaning her house.

SIDENOTE: When Madonna was told about Ryan's comments, she said that Eddie Munster needs to stop lying to the American people so that one day they can stop referring to him as Lyin' Ryan.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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