Written by Alvin Taveras

Saturday, 15 October 2011

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WASHINGTON DC - On Friday afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden, also known to Obama's children as Uncle Joe, was the only person available to take the Obama girls to their pediatric appointments.

In fact, 'Uncle Joe' usually takes the girls because he doesn't do much at the office anyway besides plays Angry Birds, though the White House personnel did not want to confirm the validity of that report.

Malia's flu shot went according to plan but Sasha's wasn't as fortunate. When the three of them arrived, Vice President Joe Biden persuaded the nurse that he was capable of administering the flu shot because 'he does it for his family all the time."

After some consideration, the nurse obliges. As soon as Joe Biden is handed the needle he pretends to poke Sasha in the neck to prank their father, and instead accidentally pokes her with it. Later, we're told that Joe Biden just wanted to update his profile picture on Facebook.

When First Lady Michelle Obama arrived at the scene Joan Rivers and the E! news were there ready to grade her wardrobe.

Afterwards, speaking of Joe, Malia told her mother that she had a 'strange feeling about this man ever since he started telling us he was our uncle.'

Fortunately, Dr. Sanjay Gupta said Malia will be okay because it happens all the time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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