Written by topillogical

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American.

Barack Hussain Obama, citing the security and health of the nation as his top priority, is seeking reelection at all costs. This is Obama's justification for placing Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry on top secret capture or kill list.

Obama still believes in hope and change, but his 2012 campaign slogan has changed to: Don't worry, the deck is stacked.

When asked about omitting Ron Paul from the list, Obama said: "Americans love war too much to go for a pacifist like Paul. Besides, I need someone to run against, because this is still a Democracy."

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