A pharmaceutical giant has announced it will use Hank Williams Jr. as the name of their next drug medication on their list of narcotic experiments.
Since the inception of the company, the only other health care product that came close to sounding like a name was Aquafresh, and that was toothpaste.
A spokesperson of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration hailed the idea as one of the most 'innovative' and 'brilliant' ideas of the twenty-first century.
U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, who recognizes Hank Williams Jr. to be a true American hero, is more proud than ever that others have recognized Hank's greatness, "Clearly he has my vote for a congressional medal."
When ESPN officials were told about the possibility of a congressional medal being granted to their former employee one board member said, "Hank Williams Jr. receiving a congressional medal is like rewarding Don Cheadle for his efforts during the Rwanda crises."
The worldwide leader in sports also revoked Joe Biden's invitation to sportscast alongside of Dick Vitale during the next March Madness tournament.
The drug makers will soon patent treats fake self-esteem. Side effects may include insanity.
