Written by queen mudder

Monday, 25 July 2011

image for Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday
The Crem's northern elevation leaves a bit to be desired but whaddahell!

London - The Crem-de-la-Creme of the entertainment industry's famous farewell venues will host tomorrow's final goodbye to North London diva Amy Winehouse.

The Italianate-style Hoop Lane, NW11 facility has seen off Britain's finest including showbiz stars, politicians, war heroes and the Queen Mother.

A glass-topped ebony coffin will see Amy's remains dispatched in the same style as previous RIP celebs such as musician Larry Adler, ex-Blockheads frontman Ian Dury, Gone With The Wind's Vivienne Leigh, tragic T-Rex singer Mark Bolan, shrink family luminaries Signmund, Martha and Anna Freud, Paula Yeates' dad Hughie Green, Pink Panther comic Peter Sellers and Joan Collins.

The funeral cortege will leave the singer's NW1 home and perform a lap of honor through major Camden thoroughfares before the steep uphill climb via Belsize Park and Hampstead to Golders Green.

An iPhone App of the requiem route comes with details of her favorite watering holes where a week-long wake is gathering momentum.

Russell Brand is 69.

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