Amy Winehouse diaries found

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 25 July 2011

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Amy writing in one of her diaries

Several diaries allegedly written by Amy Winehouse have been found amongst her belongings.

Apparently they containing some surprising entries.

One recent entry tells of how she loved reading the Spoofs written about her and she was planning to sign up to be a writer for The Spoof when time permitted.

She had some journalistic experience when she was working as a 'showbiz journalist' for the World Entertainment News Network and believed that she would be an asset to The Spoof especially because she had one wicked sense of humour.

One entry told of how her and close friends enjoyed dressing in burka's in order to wander around in public freely without being recognized.

Amy particularly enjoyed it when people would accidentally bump into her in public and apologize to her. She admitting to having to bite her tongue on a number of occasions so as not to laugh out loud whilst she wondered what the people would say or do if they realized WHO they had just bumped into.

Another entry told of how she entered an 'Amy Winehouse Look-Alike Contest' and came in THIRD. Amy wrote that she was particularly amused because the person who WONwas actually a Drag Queen and the person who came in second was only 3' 9" tall.

A very early entry in one of her 'schoolgirl' diaries, told how she had been expelled from a 'particular' Theatre School at age 14, allegedly for 'not applying herself' and for 'getting her nose pierced'.

At the end of this comment she had written,

"I'm glad they didn't ask me to strip or they would have found all of my other piercings and some of my tattoos."

Her sense of humour shines through on every page. Even when she wasn't feeling too well and didn't want to write an entry she would draw little cartoon characters as well as flowers or butterflies on a page so as not leave a 'date' empty.

Amy's mother has, supposedly, packed the diaries into boxes and taken them to HER home for safe-keeping until she decides what to do with their contents.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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