Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 25 July 2011

image for For Amy Winehouse
For you Amy

I'd never heard your name before
Until I came to The Spoof
I feel it's sad that some writers use
Your 'story' so, when they don't know the truth.

I know I may be guilty now
Of seemingly doing the same
But why should writers say cruel things
For points using your name?

I can't stay shtum. That's sad to say
I feel that this is wrong
My daughter told me of your wonderful voice
Sorry I don't know your songs.

I know that your family must be so sad
Your friends will miss you so.
I'm not a "celebrity" 'Spoofer'
So YOU I didn't know.

I feel so sad that you have 'passed'
So young with talent so strong
My daughters will miss your music so
But they will sing your songs.

So rest in peace you sweet young thing
Sorry I didn't know you
But I'll think of your family and friends right now
And know that they do mourn you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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