Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

Funny story written by pinxit

Friday, 6 April 2012

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Dorking Shower 'Hot Seat': Scene of Leslie's 2 hour ordeal

A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week.

Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapped in the seat; which elderly people often use so they can sit down while taking a shower.

Retired schoolteacher Leslie Hodgkiss, 73, was taken to St Botolph's Hospital but was able to go home shortly after.

Sore but safely back in their terraced house, Leslie thanked the firemen for being so kind and courteous during the painful 2-hour ordeal.

"They were such sweet lads in such a delicate situation, not one of them started sniggering."

"After all, it's not every day these lads see an elderly lady with testicles." she chuckles.

"Except Mrs Thatcher, of course."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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