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Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

Funny story: Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...

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ALS Teen Relives Ice Bucket Challenge Everyday When He Slips In Shower

Funny story: ALS Teen Relives Ice Bucket Challenge Everyday When He Slips In Shower

After decades of not giving a shit, the American public has finally decided to pretend to care about the crippling disease ALS by pouring icy-cold water over their faces. While most can easily wipe off their wet grins, ALS stricken teen Oliver Perry...

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Salafister cleric okays spying on women in the shower

Funny story: Salafister cleric okays spying on women in the shower

Cairo, Egypt - A Cairo imam has given the nod to members of the ultra-conservative Salafist sect to ogle showering women they might want to marry one day. "Just one of the many aspects of Salafism that makes it attractive to believers," Mustafa K...

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For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...

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Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXAS - Cheyenna Richards, of Houston, Texas, who admits she's "not all that," nevertheless claims that Jesus frequently joins her in the shower. The former atheist, who now describes herself as "a believer," says that his...

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Do You really need that shower?

Have you ever felt an insatiable desire to shower though not smelly or dirty? If yes, you may be gunning for your funeral! According to Dr. Richmond Percy of the Institute of Mental Welfare, Paris, this may be the sign of something sickly, a water-re...

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Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

Funny story: Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week. Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapp...

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Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

Funny story: Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems although Mr. Romney may sing "America the Beautiful" in public, his favorite song while showering in the campaign bus is "Sexy and I Know It," by LMFAO.

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Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

Funny story: Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

An article in Better Homes and Garden in the November Holiday issue tells of the ordeal of Harold Hooper, who, when, while taking a shower, was viciously attacked by his automatic shower cleaner which went berserk and almost drowned him. It was ju...

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Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Funny story: Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...

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Perseid Shower blocks view of Meteors

Funny story: Perseid Shower blocks view of Meteors

Astrologers all over the country are dismayed this evening after their view of spectacular meteors was blocked out by a Perseid Shower. The meteors are usually viewable for two nights at this time of year, but tonight proved not to be one. A grou...

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Hot and Cold Running Water

Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...

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Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

Funny story: Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity. "I thought I felt a pin prick when I bent over awhile ago!" yelled Billy Ray Johnso...

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Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Funny story: Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Tween sensation Miley Cyrus has made a u-turn on a previous statement she made about showering naked. The stupid twat now admits that she showers fully clothed in a dark, windowless dungeon using spit and a scrubbing brush to remove her thick make...

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Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Funny story: Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked. The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she stands beneath a hose. Som...

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Reality TV New Low - "So You Think You Can Douche?"

Funny story: Reality TV New Low - "So You Think You Can Douche?"

UK television executives today hit a new low with the announcement of the latest voyeuristic reality production "So You Think You Can Douche?"...

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New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

Let's face it. I don't have a lot going in my life, so later today when I install my new shower curtain, I will live on that accomplishment for a week. Some people are multi-taskers. They can juggle a bunch of stuff into a day's life and still get the kids home from soccer practice, fry up a decent dinner for the husband, and then sexulate him once the kids are asleep (I hope to God. P...

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If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

Have you ever noticed how novelty products, the thought here is about glasses with windscreen wipers on them, actually stem from a very good idea? The problem was that the idea wasn't fully formed; that is until a bright spark took a new approach and put a big plastic nose and false moustache underneath them. One man's pain is another man's novelty nose, I suppose.

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