Written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

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"The accoustics are fabulous but I could use more room to do my sexy dance"

A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems although Mr. Romney may sing "America the Beautiful" in public, his favorite song while showering in the campaign bus is "Sexy and I Know It," by LMFAO.

"He can't seem to get the song out of his head," said Major Harkings, one of Romney's top aides. "I'm trying to think back when it all started, and I believe it was when Mr. Romney was posing for a photo with some waitresses in a diner back in June of last year and as the photo was being taken, he [Romney] claims he felt a hand on his bottom."

Harkins claims that Romney has always thought of himself as a sort of ladies man, and this isn't the first song about sex appeal Romney has been caught singing in the shower.

"Sometimes he'll change it up a bit and sing 'I'm Too Sexy' or Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get it On" said Harkins.

Harkins and others in the camp say they are a tad worried that one of these days--given Romney's propensity for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time-Romney is going to burst out in song and it ain't gonna be no national treasure.

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Topics: Mitt Romney, Sexy, Shower

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