London - (Nuptial Tosspots): You can blame Clarence House tosspots for this one - or whoever else picked the 65th anniversary of Hitler's Berlin bunker wedding to Eva Braun as next year's Wills and Kate nuptials.
That's the message from Zurich tonight as FIFA officials admitted happily rolling over and playing dead to Roman Abramovich's awesome winning bid for Russia.
The announcement was hardly news to bookies who'd made Russia odds-on favorites for the tournament.
But for England's Three Lions - 'Big' Dave Cameron, David 'Shagger' Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor - it was a bitter blow after such a shameless public schmooze.
The trio limped home with their tails between their legs amid cries of 'tossers' and 'arseholes' from a livid British public.
Kate Middleton's hopes of presenting the winning World Cup team with the golden trophy have now shrunk to less than zero.