England football and fans and players in tears over losing 2018 World Cup bid to Russia

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 2 December 2010

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England football fans and players were in tears after losing the bid for England to host the 2018 World Cup.

Even Beckam and Wills were sniffling when the cameras weren't on them, consoling each other, with snot running from their noses.

Now I hate to see grown men cry, but for goodness sake, I could understand it if England were in the running to WIN the World Cup. As it is, all involved should be looking on the bright side.

What is the bright side ? you may be asking yourself or close friend. Well, if England get 'knocked' out early on at least they won't have face the humiliating task of having to be polite, friendly and smile whilst hosting the other countries as the rest of the games are played.

They'll be able to go home after being beaten, throw their toys out of their prams and sulk all they want to.

Georgie Snuffeloffogos, from the London Aquarium said, on hearing the news,

"Well, that's that then. I'll stop training Michael the Psychic Octopus. Mind you, I guess I could continue and rake in a few quid from bets. Yeah! That's a great idea'"

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