Written by masterchev

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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And now for the Welsh News - A man walking a dog went missing for thirty whole minutes. The entire RAF in Anglesey, accompanied by Prince William, were summoned to the site and discovered the bamboozled Mr. Trebor seven miles south of Swansea: which is some feat considering he started in the Brecon Beacons.

Mr. Trebor then rattled on about how his dog, Pero, ran off in the pursuit of a model with Playboy ears. As Trebor chased his bunny and dog, he stumbled upon a secret sex club located down a mineshaft in the Valley.

"I was in fuckin heaven!" Trebor said. "There were tits everywhere I went. I saw em all. Big ones. Small ones. Prime Ministers.

"I then saw some really weird fetishes, including one room with people wearing only trenchcoats. That whole fuckin place was freaky!"

The mine was then shut down for fears it may explode. Mr. Trebor gave the best summary of the day.

"You mean Wills was there? Something tells me his mummy won't approve!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Wales

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