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Friday, 26 November 2010

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New Sex Toy for Men Invented

With women enjoying sex toys for years, men have felt left out. 'This is sex discrimination' alleged Simon Perv who is introducing a number of holes in the wall that leave little to the imagination!

Behind the wall is a handy implement which Perv says 'gives more pleasure than the average fuck'.

But sexpert Veronica Moony is sceptical. 'It depends what average is' she explained 'my average may well be above or below yours. I think these sex accessories can be helpful in showing people how walls are built but they have limited value as substitutes for the real thing.'

House builder, Fred Grope, had different views. 'I build walls that are perfect as sex toys for the man wanting an urgent release. I work with an experienced plumber who has the right tools for the task. My wife has also given me some tips on constructing the hole in the wall. I've tried it myself and I can tell you it had my trousers on the floor in no time.'

Simon Perv has something else up his sleeve - the Golf hole. This is for the man who likes to enjoy himself outdoors. Special golf courses with soft, squidgy holes have been constructed which give many a male an appetite for the ultimate - the 19th hole.

So will men put their embarrassment to one side, like girls have done since 'Sex in the City' and find the courage to forget their oranges to launch themselves into the holey thrill of a lifetime?

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