Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Los Angeles, a man who has adopted dogs from Los Angeles shelters has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty and lewd conduct for having sex with his female German shepherd mix.

Los Angeles prosecutors gave Wade Strickland three years probation with the added stipulation he would not adopt or be around any animals.

Strickland was arrested by police of the Animal Cruelty Task force when someone complained that he was violating his dog under a freeway underpass.

One witness said, "he was really going to town on her right in front of everyone on the freeway coming home from work".

Multiple witnesses went to court to testify against Strickland.

The judge ordered Strickland to submit to law enforcement searches at any time and attend 24 animal care counseling sessions.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

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Topics: Sex, Dogs

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