BELUGA, Wales - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Wales) is reporting that the only 100% nude beach in the country is being overrun by nudes from Great Britain. A reporter for BBN said that she and her boyfriend visited Skin Skin Beach, and they wer…
Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams. “It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc…
In a welcome move for farmers across Wales, the Cardiff devolved government has announced it is relaxing its Coronavirus lockdown rules on outdoor exercise. This means that the people of Wales can do what they like outdoors once again. Daffid Wigg...
Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. The bearded policeman spoke at the press…
Doris Knight, 46, of Swansea, was enjoying the bracing March weather on an enclosed rocky beach at the Mumbles, South Wales, wearing a fashionable black and white mermaid tail that matched her swimsuit. However, she got the fright of her life when te...
The well known and loved children's program "Fireman Sam" has been cancelled by the BBC on the grounds that nobody outside the M25 understands it. "He never drinks a soya latte, and doesn't know what quinoia is," claimed a lesbian from the BBC.
A country renowned for being sheep-shagging Olympiads, choir singing world beaters, ex-slate-coal miners and, being 'tight as a ducks rear end', have now earned a reputation as being the world's best whale watchers in Wales! Hordes of Welsh whale...
A strange, ancient leather, battered suitcase was given to a Welsh charity shop in Porthmadog, Gwynedd, (for US readers = Gobbledygook) and the strange, anonymous owner of the suitcase, bearing an Eastern European accent, disguised as the Elephant M...
In an extraordinary announcement made by the FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, yesterday it was confirmed that Wales will host the Football World Cup in 2034. "We need to scale down", said Blatter. "Some people think FIFA is all about money. It isn't.
Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...
Tests carried out by Anthropologists trying to cheer up the population of rain sodden Wales have revealed that whatever happens to Venezuelans, they come up smiling and have an unshakable belief that things will get better. The controversial tests...
With the addition of a few buckets of a chemical such as copper sulphate or potassium iodide a whole Welsh reservoir could be directed to a specific geographic location by automated pumps and valves to cure an outbreak of acne in Hammersmith or fla...
Investors are clamouring to buy shares in Welsh Mixers P.L.C as news broke yesterday that gigantic Welsh reservoirs containing ice and lemon are to be commissioned in Snowdonia. An open "aquaduct" system will be built to supply London's Hoorah H...
Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...
A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...
Welsh Nationalist Politicians are sulking and not looking at Sky and BBC News because Alex Salmond is now "Mr. Big Pants", according to the Newspaper, CumruCwyddfyddarcfarchnidd Evening Tribune. A spokesperson in hiding at Rhyll Eisteddfodd told...
Cuts to the incredibly subsidised Welsh language soap Pobol y Cwumgogogoch have been announced. The weekly omnibus will be cut, along with one of its fifty weekday episodes, and it will be taken off air completely for a wonderful two weeks a year.
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