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Funny story: Fireman Sam Fired for being too Welsh Say BBC

Fireman Sam Fired for being too Welsh Say BBC

The well known and loved children's program "Fireman Sam" has been cancelled by the BBC on the grounds that nobody outside the M25 understands it. "He never drinks a soya latte, and doesn't know what quinoia is," claimed a lesbian from the BBC.

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Funny story: Welsh whales wow Welsh in Wales!

Welsh whales wow Welsh in Wales!

A country renowned for being sheep-shagging Olympiads, choir singing world beaters, ex-slate-coal miners and, being 'tight as a ducks rear end', have now earned a reputation as being the world's best whale watchers in Wales! Hordes of Welsh whale...

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Funny story: Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

A strange, ancient leather, battered suitcase was given to a Welsh charity shop in Porthmadog, Gwynedd, (for US readers = Gobbledygook) and the strange, anonymous owner of the suitcase, bearing an Eastern European accent, disguised as the Elephant M...

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Funny story: Blatter declares Wales to host 2034 World Cup

Blatter declares Wales to host 2034 World Cup

In an extraordinary announcement made by the FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, yesterday it was confirmed that Wales will host the Football World Cup in 2034. "We need to scale down", said Blatter. "Some people think FIFA is all about money. It isn't.

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Funny story: Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...

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Funny story: Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests carried out by Anthropologists trying to cheer up the population of rain sodden Wales have revealed that whatever happens to Venezuelans, they come up smiling and have an unshakable belief that things will get better. The controversial tests...

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Funny story: Welsh Reservoirs To Be Made Into Homeopathic Medicines

Welsh Reservoirs To Be Made Into Homeopathic Medicines

With the addition of a few buckets of a chemical such as copper sulphate or potassium iodide a whole Welsh reservoir could be directed to a specific geographic location by automated pumps and valves to cure an outbreak of acne in Hammersmith or fla...

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Funny story: Huge Investment As Welsh Water Supplied To London Is To Contain Ice And Lemon

Huge Investment As Welsh Water Supplied To London Is To Contain Ice And Lemon

Investors are clamouring to buy shares in Welsh Mixers P.L.C as news broke yesterday that gigantic Welsh reservoirs containing ice and lemon are to be commissioned in Snowdonia. An open "aquaduct" system will be built to supply London's Hoorah H...

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Funny story: Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...

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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...

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Funny story: Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence

Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence

Welsh Nationalist Politicians are sulking and not looking at Sky and BBC News because Alex Salmond is now "Mr. Big Pants", according to the Newspaper, CumruCwyddfyddarcfarchnidd Evening Tribune. A spokesperson in hiding at Rhyll Eisteddfodd told...

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Funny story: English and Scottish BBC Licence Payers to Stop Subsidising Welsh Nationalist T.V. Programme

English and Scottish BBC Licence Payers to Stop Subsidising Welsh Nationalist T.V. Programme

Cuts to the incredibly subsidised Welsh language soap Pobol y Cwumgogogoch have been announced. The weekly omnibus will be cut, along with one of its fifty weekday episodes, and it will be taken off air completely for a wonderful two weeks a year.

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Funny story: Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

The Post Glacial Depressed Peat Bog at Craig-y-Llyn in Glamorgan, Wales has been recently undergoing treatment for acute depression. A second opinion from psycho-phytologist, Denise R. Scuft indicated a deep rooted schizm of the anterior sphagnatum.

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Funny story: Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a medieval "Beast Market", the equivalent of a modern day Farmer's Market beneath a demolished Satanic Mill in the Kirkgate area. The find is classed as 23b (mundane) in significance. "This find will br...

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Funny story: Welsh Tourist Board says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Welsh Tourist Board says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Welsh poet Dylan Thomas's writing shed is being sent to England as a heritage promotion as it is causing sexual hysteria among female tourists who frequently confuse the dead poet with Tom Jones. The shed, built last month, will be taken around th...

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Funny story: Wales sends sheep towards Uranus

Wales sends sheep towards Uranus

Uranus has long fascinated the Welsh by virtue of it having thirteen rings. Cymgoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaub in Wales has launched a capsule containing a "Genesis" probe and microsheep on an unannounced Space launch intended to colonise Uranus. She...

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Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...

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