Written by masterchev

Thursday, 18 November 2010

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts.

Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the lucky couple an iTunes card will be entitled to two hours off. Anyone plucky (or thick enough) to buy the happy couple a Lamborghini will be rewarded with the entire year off: whilst receiving dole money for your efforts.

If you manage to avoid debt, then you also get a Free Big Mac every hour.

Davey revealed what he'd be doing on the day of the wedding.

"They...will inherit... a bit of a train crash."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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