London - (Catheters): Was anti-paranoia medication regularly administered to UN WMD inspectors such as Dr David Kelly in the run up to the Iraq war?
"It wasn't the weapons search team that was barking," Royal Freak Hospital Professor of Hallucinogenic Studies Dr Einstein Flintstone protested this morning, "it was the nutters in government who needed sedating!"
The psychosis specialist was speaking to reporters as the UK Justice ministry finally released Kelly's medical papers following calls of a whitewash over his so-called 'inquest'.
Postmortem details still remain hazy as that old chestnut of Dr Kelly's 'pruning knife' was rolled out once again as 'proof' of suicide.
Critics of a government whitewash have repeatedly questioned whether the nuke hunting scientist had been given compulsory antipsychotics along with the rest of the UN weapons search team.
"The whole UN investigating crew knew those WMDs were a figment of George W Bush's alcohol and cocaine sodden brain," a Stop The Whore Coalition source said today.
Tony Blair remains in hiding screwing ever bigger consultancy paychecks out of former Iraq War supporting despots such as the Kuwaitis.