The man who is said to have told the BBC about the 'sexed-up' summary about the situation in Iraq before the War, Dr Kelly, was under the impression that he was killed when, in fact, he committed suicide.
Or this is the Official Version. What really happened is that powerful forces thought Kelly was the leader of an Australian Gang of thieves, made famous by books and films about his exploits.
They came to this conclusion after seeing Kelly with a bucket over his head, which is what his famous namesake did when engaged on his felonous expeditions - thinking the Police could not shoot him as he was protected by a bucket.
The truth is that Dr Kelly was looking inside his bucket to see where the hole was because his wife had sung to him 'There's a hole in your bucket, dear David, dear David.'
He had wondered why the carpet was wet after he had taken water in the bucket through the house to clean his car.
It was a simple case of mistaken Identity.
So the Christian Intelligence Agency, who were close fiends of Tony Blair, were certain that they had found the long lost leader of the Kelly Gang. They persuaded this nuclear watchdog with sex on the brain to do the right thing and leave the stage. Some help was given in the process.
It was sadly too late for Dr Kelly that the Australian Government informed the Intelligence Agency that their Kelly had long since departed this world with his bucket full of bullet holes.
'It is a sad day' wrote Tony Blair 'in his diary. We made an honest mistake. The Intelligence was clearly inaccurate -something I have never known before or since.'
