Oxfordshire - (Cereal Killer News): The 200ft diameter crop circle sprang up overnight in a barley field abutting Harrowdown Hill.
The intricate design features the old USSR logo and the trademark crossed fingers talisman of the Soviet Union's former security/intelligence bureau the KGB.
Hapless WMD expert Kelly had become notorious for a rant predicting he would be 'found dead by the Bushes' - er, 'dead in the woods!' - when Tony Blair's dodgy dossier was published.
Curiously enough the same mysterious P2 Lodge masonic sigil that was tatooed on 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi's 1982 'suicided' corpse is also visible in the crop circle's outer perimeter.
UK redtops caused outrage last week by suggesting Kelly had been mown down somehow by a hit squad.
One news source went as far as claiming Kelly may have been nabbed by a drive-by assassin with a poison blowpipe containing an impossible to trace toxin from the Himalayas.
His widow Janice is having none of it of course.
"WTF hammer and sickle crop circle?" her spokesperson commented today.
Hans Blix is 69.
