George W - London Mayoral Election Update 9

Funny story written by Xavier

Thursday, 7 October 2010

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Things have been quiet during the last few days. George W has taken a break from his hectic schedule to do some more work on his Lego model of London Bridge.

His secretary, Monica, tells us that he has been lying on the floor surrounded by thousands of bits of Lego sent to him by his admirer; humming 'God Save the Queen'.

On Monday he had his first session with a new Psychologist to try to stop him sucking his thumb. A dummy was found to work but was unsuitable for state occasions, as was chewing a rusk.

Later in the week George W is being taken to the British Embassy for a discussion with the ambassador about getting the temporary British Citizenship he will need to take up the London Mayoral post if he gets elected.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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