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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: Little Chef Boss Sees Brexit Dividend from No Deal Chaos

Little Chef Boss Sees Brexit Dividend from No Deal Chaos

Little Chef chairman, ardent Brexiteer, Conservative party donor, tax exile and fast food entrepreneur, Sir Tom Arto-Ketchup spoke out today about his hopes for a Brexit Dividend as a result of a no deal Brexit and Operation Stack bringing the roads...

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Funny story: Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Troubled London Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: With an expert in Stadium building announcing that the athletics stadium should be demolished and rebuilt properly as a football stadium, the Duchess of Knightsbridge has made an enormous gesture. "Let...

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Funny story: George Galloway's bus is found

George Galloway's bus is found

The disappearance of the election bus belonging to George Galloway, prospective candidate (Mad Hatter's Party) for the 2016 London Mayoral election, has been explained by one of his supporters. Popular entertainer Corbin the Clown, who is also Mr...

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Funny story: Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...

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Funny story: Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

The innovative and flamboyant Ccmedy star and Mayor of London, Boris Johnson has returned from a successful mission in Russia and The Ukraine to solve the problematic tank congestion crisis. Exasperated Tank Commanders with nowhere to park have b...

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Funny story: Boris to close down the Underground.

Boris to close down the Underground.

London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...

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Funny story: Boris Gudenuf for London Mayor again

Boris Gudenuf for London Mayor again

Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term? The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...

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Funny story: London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time. Instead, Madam Tu...

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Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...

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Funny story: Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016. The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...

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Funny story: Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

London - A flotilla of search and rescue vessels moored on the Thames has done little to rescue the marooned Mayoral re-election wannabe. Supporters of Red Ken Livingstone say Boris Johnson's prospects are up the proverbial sh*t creek without a pa...

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Funny story: Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 10

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 10

George W's secretary Monica Leudinski has announced that he went out today to choose his Trick or Treat costume and ordered a Quark costume. George W has long been a fan of the Ferengis in Star Trek and loves watching Quark in Deep Space Nine. We...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 9

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 9

Things have been quiet during the last few days. George W has taken a break from his hectic schedule to do some more work on his Lego model of London Bridge. His secretary, Monica, tells us that he has been lying on the floor surrounded by thousan...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 8

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 8

As part of our reporting about George W's London Election campaign we have been asking him to talk about specific problems in London and what policies he would introduce to over come them. Today we discussed homelessness and I asked him what he thought about homelessness in London. G.W. "Well, y'all'know I'm told it gets pretty wet sum'time in there London what with y'ole May showers and aut...

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