"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo.
The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to the core.
Not so fortunate are the single parents, earning big bucks, who George "Who I Wosborne To Be" has decided will not be eligible for Child Benefit.
George, who, allegedly, lives off a £4 million trust fund, he never worked a day for, will not allow UK citizens to take advantage of benefits they have not earned.
But, we are all in this together, George, are we not?
More as the in the altogether Party rush to the rescue.
