Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

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Tuesday, 5 October 2010


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an example of boot in mouth disease

Baroness, "not wishy washy but bossy", alleges that 3 Labour MP's were elected because of electoral fraud.

The Baroness, has not however, substantiated the allegations with real evidence. Strangely, she cancelled an appearance on Question Time, because she had a "cold". Paracetemol dear lady, take two as you would tell any malingering employee.

A national newspaper alleges that the mullahs in Tooting, Halifax and Bradford told their followers to vote Labour. The Baroness, however, remains silent on the subject.

Perhaps, she has been temporarily removed from the role of Cameroon's gob shite? Perhaps, she is now being allowed to talk at home to prevent her mouthing off in public?

Perhaps, she is thinking of getting herself elected to something? Perhaps, like the other Baroness, Thatcher, she has adopted the hypocrisy of the 1980's, "where there is discord , may we bring harmony"?

She certainly has not been elected to spout venom and cause trouble between different racial groups.

She's in the wrong political party for that. Or is she?

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