Ex-SAS Soldier Speaks Out

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Saturday, 24 April 2010

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Sandy, pictured taking this picture in the reflection of their eyes.

An alleged ex-SAS soldier was branded a "vigilante of the truth" yesterday following the release of his latest book, "Middle-Eastenders".

Sandy McFlab's most recent paperback makes startling claims about his one-man war on terror. In the book McFlab reveals how he neutralised numerous XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX whilst only aided with barbed vines from a desert-growing bush.

The book also discloses how XXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX when XXXX XXX XXXXX XX XXX and at a time when XXXX XX X XXXXXXX XXX. Claims that tension between XXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXX troops reached an XXXXXXXXX XXXXX are also insinuated as McFlab reputedly called G.W. XXXX a XXXX.

Revelations that the original transcript for the book had to be proofread by The Ministry Of Defence have been upheld.

The Ministry issued a declaration stating that parts of McFlab's account not deemed "of public interest" were "scrubbed" in accordance with the UK's Freedom Of Information Act.

McFlab revealed that because of the sensitive nature of the book some parts were deemed "top secret". He expanded by saying that some parts were in fact that "top secret" even he couldn't read them...

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