Norland College produces Britain's most highly-qualified and sought-after nannies, the choice of royalty and public figures for generations. Now, the nannies, a distinctive sight in their perfectly-pressed uniforms, are to receive additional intensiv...
An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...
The S.A.S. Britain's world beating James Bond style Special Air Services are to prepare for deployment to Hell Holes like Afghanistan by being driven through the streets of Delhi in motor cycle taxis, it was announced this morning. Thought to be...
At 0600hrs GMT. The people of this island were caught napping when 500 Argentinian soldiers came ashore at Fox Bay on West Falkland. The Junta Marines headed inland and established a spearhead just north of the popular tourist attraction. The smal...
Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...
Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...
Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...
Brigadier Richard Dennis, head of the UK Infantry Division, has revealed that the Special Air Services is in the middle of a major recruitment crisis. The Brigadier admitted that, while there used to be no shortage of recruits keen to become invol...
Extra security precautions are to be taken by the SAS at Friday's royal wedding to protect the royal family and guests from terrorists. Eight twenty foot high artificial English maple trees are to be positioned around Westminster Abbey with up to...
The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...
Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has had to spend half his life in night clubs! Prince Harry is understood...
An alleged ex-SAS soldier was branded a "vigilante of the truth" yesterday following the release of his latest book, "Middle-Eastenders". Sandy McFlab's most recent paperback makes startling claims about his one-man war on terror. In the book McF...
There was widespread panic today in the city of Denver, Colorado, after a bomb nearly went off on a jet plane, but didn't. Thousands of its citizens were in a state of shock, many requiring medical treatment for what officials termed 'the worst case...
Monumental own-goal - BNP leader Prick Griffin has managed to get the SAS's dander up by quoting Winston Churchill and hijacking British military tradition by using our brave men and women to put forward his idiotic racist political agenda. Griffi...
TV favourite Dale Winton has confessed to a past that will shock his fans when he revealed that he was in fact a member of the 21 SAS regiment making numerous tours of Northern Ireland and was involved in the Iraq war of 1991.
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