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Funny story: Norland nannies to be trained by the SAS

Norland nannies to be trained by the SAS

Norland College produces Britain's most highly-qualified and sought-after nannies, the choice of royalty and public figures for generations. Now, the nannies, a distinctive sight in their perfectly-pressed uniforms, are to receive additional intensiv...

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Funny story: German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...

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Funny story: New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

The S.A.S. Britain's world beating James Bond style Special Air Services are to prepare for deployment to Hell Holes like Afghanistan by being driven through the streets of Delhi in motor cycle taxis, it was announced this morning. Thought to be...

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Funny story: Argentina invades Falkland Island

Argentina invades Falkland Island

At 0600hrs GMT. The people of this island were caught napping when 500 Argentinian soldiers came ashore at Fox Bay on West Falkland. The Junta Marines headed inland and established a spearhead just north of the popular tourist attraction. The smal...

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Funny story: Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...

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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...

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Funny story: Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...

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Funny story: SAS Facing Recruitment Crisis

SAS Facing Recruitment Crisis

Brigadier Richard Dennis, head of the UK Infantry Division, has revealed that the Special Air Services is in the middle of a major recruitment crisis. The Brigadier admitted that, while there used to be no shortage of recruits keen to become invol...

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Funny story: SAS will be in false trees at Royal Wedding.

SAS will be in false trees at Royal Wedding.

Extra security precautions are to be taken by the SAS at Friday's royal wedding to protect the royal family and guests from terrorists. Eight twenty foot high artificial English maple trees are to be positioned around Westminster Abbey with up to...

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Funny story: Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Rastafarian disguise is part of his SAS training!

Prince Harry's Rastafarian disguise is part of his SAS training!

Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has had to spend half his life in night clubs! Prince Harry is understood...

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Funny story: Ex-SAS Soldier Speaks Out

Ex-SAS Soldier Speaks Out

An alleged ex-SAS soldier was branded a "vigilante of the truth" yesterday following the release of his latest book, "Middle-Eastenders". Sandy McFlab's most recent paperback makes startling claims about his one-man war on terror. In the book McF...

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Funny story: State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

There was widespread panic today in the city of Denver, Colorado, after a bomb nearly went off on a jet plane, but didn't. Thousands of its citizens were in a state of shock, many requiring medical treatment for what officials termed 'the worst case...

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Funny story: You Don't Mess With The SAS

You Don't Mess With The SAS

Monumental own-goal - BNP leader Prick Griffin has managed to get the SAS's dander up by quoting Winston Churchill and hijacking British military tradition by using our brave men and women to put forward his idiotic racist political agenda. Griffi...

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Funny story: Winton - Shock revelation

Winton - Shock revelation

TV favourite Dale Winton has confessed to a past that will shock his fans when he revealed that he was in fact a member of the 21 SAS regiment making numerous tours of Northern Ireland and was involved in the Iraq war of 1991.

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