Written by queen mudder

Monday, 13 September 2010

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From the scene of the drowning

Bournemouth - (Deep End Mess): Police are probing the death of a young man found at the bottom of a Bournemouth swimming pool.

Twenty five year-old Luke Barnes' lifeless body was found on Saturday following a rowdy Friday night party at a house where Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden once lived with her parents.

And while details are sparse at present this weekend's discovery is being touted as an eerie echo of a 2001 grim find at Michael Barrymore's home in Essex.

It has had UK red tops digging for a Stuart Lubbock kind of connection as police delve a Michael Barrymore-style scenario.

31 year-old meat inspector Lubbock's mysterious death was riddled with sordid sex and drugs allegations.

These included pathology reports showing serious internal injuries sustained after death - possibly in a morgue where a post mortem had been carried out.

"Nothing so lurid about this one, mate," Dorset Police sources said today.

An update follows shortly.

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