The BCC reports on a Cold-Water swimming Club - 'BlueTits' - with chapters around Britain. It became very popular during Covid. They have 100,000 members from Canada to Estonia. A spokesman explained the purpose of the Cold-Water bathing to k…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - A great grandmother from Hoboken, New Jersey, has accomplished a truly amazing feat. 77-year-old Myrtle Waterhickory swam from the New York City Harbor to the Portsmouth, England harbor; and she did it backwards.
PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – One of the most unusual clubs anywhere in the nation is the East Coast Polar Bear Club. These folks will put on their summer swimsuits and bikinis in the middle of winter and then proceed to jump int…
A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…
CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buck House, as that Nazi-loving, sexual predator, Donald J. Trump refers to Buckingham Palace, is that her majesty, has finally approved the construction of a new state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool.
Bored of being stuck indoors due to the coronavirus, Gloucester man Geoff Sweat, decided to perform a feat never before attempted - to swim the distance to the Moon in his bathtub. Mr Sweat, 41, has an Olympic-sized bathtub in his basement, and, d...
Young children in Thailand have been warned that their parents are irresponsible, and should be carefully watched. The news comes after a man who used to reside in the country revealed a photograph that he had taken of a sign at the swimming pool...
There was controversy at a swimming pool in Leeds yesterday afternoon, when a man's swimming trunks became dislodged from their normal position, and ended up hanging from one of his ankles. One woman screamed, another scrunched her face up, but ma...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...
Earnest Horn (man) went swimming in his local swimming baths in June 2010 for no real raisin. Most people would think that four years is just too long to be swimming in the pool but he said that 'Oh no that's fine'' and today was the perfect time for...
The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...
PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has always felt a little bit insecure about herself although she will move mountains to keep from admitting it publicly. The celebutante who is famous for pretty much doing nothing recently confided to a close friend that...
The Australian government and Australians generally have had their "gutful" (not my comment) of people illegally attempting to enter their sparsely populated country via the Christmas Islands and have decided to build off-shore asylum homes on the ot...
"Alright youse blokes an' sheilas, we stuffed up big time in the London 'Lympics swimmin, right?" These were the words of Australia's swim coach Donnie Tallboys as he post-mortemed Australia's not-so-good effort in the recent London Olympics. "...
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