Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 3 September 2010

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Not quite what we mean but the right colour at least!

The US black population cannot swim, don't want to learn and have never bothered, WHY?

A US survey has discovered that Blacks just don't like water (swimming in it) and tend to avoid swimming pools and lessons like the pest.

A Professor at Yale has studied this phenomenom and come up with the following explanation:

A) In the days of slavery they were teased that if they went swimming the water would turn black and ever since then they've avoided it.

B) In the days of slavery they were told that if they went swimming their colour would wash off and they would turn white (shock, horror) ever since then they've avoided it.

C) After slavery was abolished and racism reared it's ugly head they were told to F**K Off and go and swim in the swamps, hence they never bothered.

D) Black Americans can run faster, play better basketball and football than anybody else so why the f**k should they learn to swim!

E) Black males possess big dicks? and could not find swimming trunks long enough to cover them and their chest hair is ugly too (don't mention black womens butts either!).

Anyway, who cares? There is one black Olympian swimmer who swum the pants off of everybody so white folks, be-fucking-ware, they're a coming "Boy"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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