Written by queen mudder

Friday, 10 September 2010

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Some time between the 9/11 anniversary and Yom Kippur would suit us just fine

London - (Hellfire News): The satanic frights body has issued a fat war (sic) condemning the needless public suffering behind prolonging Old Fatty Mountbatten's heinously sordid life.

Recommendations for her immediate extradition to a Swiiss euthanasia clinic on a Polanski-style exhumation warrant have been welcomed around the world.

The cold whore throwback has been whooping it up at public expense a tad too long - despite overwhelming evidence of hiring mercenary wackjobs in the 9/11 business.

Citing a catalogue of crimes against humanity the DLU warned worse was to come unless an immediate cull atoned for her sins.

"Some time between the 9/11 anniversary and Yom Kippur would suit us just fine," a spokesperson said.

"Hopefully she'll aslso take with her the entire Stalinist entourage that has blighted public life in Britain for so long."

Camilla Fucker-Proles is partially sighted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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