The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for money.
Hamish Thompson insists that his family will deal with the scandal privately and in a dignified manner. By announcing the fact to the press, and having his picture splashed all over the red-top tabloids.
And in a further publicity avoiding stunt he issued an apology to Coleen Rooney.
It would appear that he's really quite a bit ashamed of recent revelations regarding 'Juicy Jenny' being a high class (?) hooker who has a thing about shagging high-earning footballers, and has adopted to maintain a low profile.
Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger, had few words to say on the subject when we confronted him quaffing G&T's in a notorious Soho nightclub frequented by eastern European girls and seedy looking men from places like Latvia, Turkey and Glasgow.
"They're all as bad as one another," he said.
As he crashed face first down onto the floor in an alcohol induced stupor.
Buffty Ginslinger is a national treasure. He is in our house anyway.
More when we twist the truth a little further.
