Cat Found In Wheelie Bin With Vuvuzela Stuck Up Its Arse

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 27 August 2010

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Animal Rights campaigners are up-in-arms tonight after a cat in Coventry, West Midlands, was found in a wheelie bin with a World Cup-style vuvuzela shoved right up its little arse.

The cat, Tabby, was discovered by its owner, Maud Grimsdyke, after she read the story of cat-hater Mary Bale on the internet, and decided to check her own bin to confirm that her own moggy hadn't met with the same fate. It had, and worse. Mrs Grimsdyke takes up the story:

"I heard a droning sound, and opened up the lid, and there was Tabby with one of those football trumpets up her rectum. I blew a little tune, then carefully removed it. She squealed a bit, but was otherwise unharmed. I think."

According to police, they don't think Mary Bale was responsible, but being policemen, they're not really sure.

Mrs Grimsdyke, who has 500 other cats in her prefab, said:

"If I catch the bastard that did it, I'll shove a venezuela up right her arse!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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