Cat Woman Mary Bale "Sorry" For Mistake

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 26 August 2010

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Bert's dinner was eight seconds late

Mary Bale, the evil, 45-year-old woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin in Coventry this week, has admitted she made a monumental mistake in doing so, and says she will be a damned sight more careful next time.

She told me:

"It was a monumental mistake. I should have checked to see if there was CCTV before doing what I did. A casual glance upwards would have alerted me to the fact that I was being filmed. It was a childlike error."

She went on:

"I was in a rush. I was late coming home, and my husband was waiting for his tea. I needed to act quickly, and didn't give it a thought that some nosy bastard might have placed a camera up there. It's been a lesson for me."

Mary's husband, Bert, laughed:

"The thing is, she was still late with me tea! Silly bitch!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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