On a TV reality show, masquerading as the definitive account of the "5 days that changed British Politics", how many of us could C. Nick Clegg, wriggling and definitely not giggling, as he was questioned about his unholy alliance with Call me Dave?
Did we see again a nasty side of our Nick? Are we to believe that he played a game of Russian Roulette with Labour and the Tories and came out with his brains intact?
What has he done now? It's AV, otherwise PR, not STV nor first past the post or AV+ but AV without a referendum. Guess you are bored now and want to switch off? Don't be, it's a tale of intrigue and deception allegedly, dear reader.
Call me Dave has been bluffed and did not notice the game of C. Nick Clegg. Dave, so scared that he was wetting himself, was forced into giving concessions to his now ConDem coalition partner, based on a big maybe.
According to Cleggover, this or that might have been agreed, the LibDems might have agreed a deal with Labour, the so called deal might have been dropped into the discussions with the Tories and the main thing was that Call me Dave got the wrong signals and thought as he cried that night, "That bloody Labour party is going to steal what is my birthright. I am the PM in waiting goes without saying." As he punched the hell out of his family heirloom, his Teddy Bear called Teddy. He never was original.
Call me Dave, still believes that he was not led up the 10 Downing Street garden path.
Listen to your coalition partner again, Dave, learn how to disguise a sentence with sincerity that really tells you, "I am being economical with the truth".
Meanwhile, Dave is still playing at being an old English colonial in the Indian subcontinent. Smashing a top rate Indian bowler for six. Yeah right, he wants to play for Middlesex Dave and is making sure you sign his immigration papers.
Our former Glorious Leader is also on his travels. The Right Honourable member for Kirkcaldy (pronounced KIRCAWDEE not KIRKCAWLDY ) and Cowdenbeath is touring Africa. Anything to escape the Labour Leadership Electioneering. Now is that decided by AV, STV, AV+, PR, who's on TV the most,visits the most County Fairs or first past the post? Who gives a shit, Ed Balls won't win anyway, more's the pity.
