Katie Price "exhausted."

Funny story written by GACC

Saturday, 17 July 2010

Kate Price is reported to be exhausted after miming yesterday. Close friends and family are concerned for the model as she is reported to have come down with an illness after miming her way through her performance of her new single "Free To Love Again" yesterday.

A source says, "Katie has been feeling very tiered lately. Miming for her performance has taken its toll on her. She will have to have a long rest and take a break from her hard work for now."

Price's single, which she released for a bit of fun while drunk has so far failed to make a stamp on the UK charts but she hopes this publicity stunt will help the sales along.

When asked about her single Price said "I don't really like the song. It's not really my taste. I'm still in the process of learning the lyrics but as soon as I do I will sure mime it for you."

Prices spokesman says it may be a couple of months before Katie can return to work. She will have to take a long rest and will only be permitted to leave her house for a fix of Botox once a week.

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