Guests spurn (Cut-Price) Katie's budget Hen-Night

Funny story written by Stevey G.

Thursday, 1 July 2010

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Hungry guests leaving Katie's hen night forced to grab a kebab

On Tuesday, we reported that Katie Price intended to keep the cost of her Wedding Blessing this weekend to Alex Reid, to an absolute minimum.

We can now report that these plans, extended to incorporate the hen-night, may have back-fired.

A source revealed that Katie obtained a substantial discount to hold her hen-night at the swish Mayfair Hotel in London, but even so, persisted with her plans to cut costs elsewhere.

Friend and make-up artist Gary Cockrill, and his partner, Phil Turner were recruited to serve drinks and nibbles.

The budget was not sufficient to include alcoholic drinks and guests celebrated the event with cola and sparkling water.

We have been unable to confirm reports that the hand-written invitations asked guests to bring their own sandwiches

The Barbie-style cake, presented to Katie at the end of the evening, was made in cookery class by fan, Tracey Davidson (age 12).

The entertainment for the evening was provided by group of male strippers from the Bolton and District Working Men's Social Club, the performers having an average age of 62.

As a result, many of the expected 'Z' list celebrities failed to make an appearance. We are reliably informed that Melinda Messenger was 'washing her hair', Michelle Heaton had 'broken a nail', Mel B had 'stubbed her toe' and Boy George 'just couldn't be arsed!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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