It seems there was some confusion and a bit of a cock up yesterday when topless model and former I'm A Celeb cockroach botherer Katie Price and cage building cross-fighter Alex Reid had their wedding blessed at a Surrey parish church.
It seems that the reason for the cock-up was that Katie had signed an exclusive deal with a TV channel for the rights to the event. And security guards made sure that the paparazzi kept their distance by wrestling them to the ground and sitting on them.
Which all seems a bit odd, considering that everybody in the world who cares to, can see Katie - aka Jordan - in a variety of posed nude or semi nude photographs, and even in living colour on an internet porn site, with a simple click of a mouse and they're in there.
To further confuse the issue, the guests were shipped about in buses, whilst the bride arrived in a van, similar to the one off the A-Team, but not exactly the same. Alex Reid was smuggled to the church in the back of a Range Rover like a serial killer making a court appearance.
Aides shielded the couple from prying lenses by putting up sheets and umbrellas, and disturbing the atmosphere with a mysterious death ray.
Which all seems a bit cloak and daggerishly over the top. Considering that nobody gives a toss anyway.
No more on this nonsense.
