SURREY, England - Police reported that they had to arrest 173 English photographers who refused to listen to the police instructions that they had been given at the Reid-Price Wedding Reception.
The ceremonies took place in The St. Sir Paul McCartney Church in Woldingham, Surrey.
Three hours before the happy couple arrived, the throng of photographers had been advised that the police would not put up with any out of line shenanigans such as hollering "Hey Alex you crazy cross dresser look over her mate," and "Katie how about giving us a look at your wonderful cleavage cutey."
The famous guests soon started arriving. The very pregnant Danielle Lloyd arrived with her fiance English footballer Jamie O'Hara. Danielle was almost knocked down by a photographer for the BBC and Jamie almost had his football shirt torn by a photographer for The Manchester Morning Manc.
One of the bridesmaids, Emma B. pulled up and got out of her car wearing a pair of the shortest shorts in the entire United Kingdom.
Immediately about 39 of the photographers surrounded her and began snapping their pictures.
Another bridesmaid, Michelle "Liberty X" Heaton" showed up wearing an outfit that had once belonged to Lady Gaga. Heaton was asked about the outfit and she replied that she loved it and that she had even purchased the panties which she shyly said that she had to take in the crotch.
Melinda Messenger arrived in a Lamborghini. She was dressed in a pewter colored dress with silver ingot earrings and brass ball nipple decos.
After the police started pushing the photographers back several of the picture takers from the London area became extremely angry.
Suddenly a group of 12 of the photographers began rocking the red double decker bus that had been shuttling guests.
And within minutes the red double decker bus had been turned over on its side.
The 12 photographers were arrested and taken to jail. Alex was overheard saying that he could not believe how barbaric some of his fellow Englishmen had behaved.
Meanwhile little Katie remarked, "Damn, these blokes are worse than the mother effers in South Africa who blow their vuvuzelas 24/7.
In other news. Larry King has stated that if he ever catches his wife messing around with her little league coach he will beat them both. He thought about it for a moment and said, "Well maybe not the coach."
