Katie Price hints at Opera debut

Written by Stevey G.

Monday, 12 July 2010

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Katie Price returned from honeymoon today and got straight back to work.

'Well someone's got to pay the bills,' she joked, on Sky News earlier this morning.

With a face pumped so full of botox that facial expressions were limited and with lips looking like she'd just experienced a tough time at the dentist, Katie was keen to talk about her single 'Free to Love Again' which is available for download from today.

'Well, I'm not the best singer in the world', she admitted and we are surely not going to disagree, 'but credit to my fans, they'll just buy any old crap that I produce. They just lap it up, crap books, check, crap music, check, crap fashions, check, crap tv programmes, check.

We hear that the latest project is to see Katie star in a performance of Verdi's La Traviata, at the Royal Opera House.

Initially Katie appeared tight-lipped. Not that she didn't want to talk, her lips were just too stuffed with collogen.

Eventually she confirmed that she wanted to test herself. 'Plus, it will be a good chance for my fans to get all dolled up, have a few drinks and then come and see me belt out some tunes on stage.'

Crap Opera singer, check!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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