Yorkshire Ripper's birth mother returns to haunt Downing Street

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Tuesday, 8 June 2010


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The Yorkshire Ripper inherited his mother's personality and his father's IQ

London - (Morons): Mrs Thatcher reared her ugly mug once again in Downing Street this afternoon.

An invitation from daughter Cherie's daftass stepson David Cameron saw here feted way beyond her actual payscale.

The widow of KGB bankrupt Robert Maxwell looked her usual despotic self as she was ushered into the Hellfire Club's throne room where her eleven year reign of terror once petrified the nation.

Officials had billed the meeting as a cosy getting-to-know-you fireside chat.

But Spoof reporters were lurking nearby and overheard the disgusting details of yet another Tory Party stitch-up.

Top of the agenda was Thatcher's natural son by George Bush Senior, known as Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe.

Apparently witnesses from the original 1980s Ripper trial are threatening to spill the beans following the arrest of copycat 'ripper' Stephen Griffiths.

Thatcher previously hired renegade ex-MI6 hitmen to wage a war of attrition on all those who could prove her fetid maternity of 13-times killer Sutcliffe.

Many of the myriad 1980s drive-by shootings were attributed to Kray Brother turf wars as a massive government cover-up machine continued to lie on Thatcher's behalf.

Today's slimy handshake inside No 10 appears to have sealed the deal on the continuation of this sordid Bush-fellating whitewash.

Sir Mark Thatcher is a half-baked asshole.

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