Kray pal patio corpse: did Thatcher order hit?

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Thursday, 11 March 2010

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London - (God's Wanker Mess): The godmother of UK organised crime is suspected of being behind the grisly scenes in Fulham's Alderville Road this week.

A mystery corpse was discovered under gangland boss Reggie Kray old mucker Roy Heath's patio

Two silver bullets were found close to the cadaver's shattered ribcage.

Heath, 52, was arrested at a nearby hospice where he's being treated for terminal cancer.

So far he's staying schtum. But he knows Forensics are hot on the trail and his ass will be in a sling 'by Friday'.

Police excavating the Fulham site reckon the corpse has lain under 38A Alderville Road's back yard for nigh on 20 years.

"That takes us back to the famous Thatcher backstabbing era when she was booted out of No 10," the Met's Det Sgt Nick Flasher said today.

Her successor, John Major, is a lying, conniving piece of dog shit.

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