This writer has learned that Luz of McLuz, Susan Boyle fan and extremely accomplished sculptress, has achieved the rare distinction, of being awarded a grading of 100% for her Susan Boyle sculpture, in her second year college assessment.
It is not known if this grade has ever been awarded to a previous student at the college.
It is known, however, that the sculpture, has had some media attention and has been well received by those who have viewed it. Susan Boyle fans are unanimous in their praise of the sculpture of their idol.
It is reported that the sculpture suffered a double hand amputation at one point that required immediate invasive procedures to fashion new hands and attach them to the arms.
The sculpture also suffered severe dermatitis caused by prolonged exposure to heat and then water. However, plaster of Paris grafts healed the condition.
To our Raving Loonie, Red Knickers Association sculptress, well done from all who know you and you deserve all the plaudits. You worked damn hard, your success is well deserved.
The sculptress is well chuffed and if we can get her off the malt we hope for a coherent interview in the near future.
